My Favourite Quotes Part II - The Real Deal

"Control. You must learn control." - Yoda

No good deed goes unpunished.

Have fun with that. / Sorry about yer luck.

NO! I am your father.

It is too late for me, son.

You don't know the power of the dark side.

If you think there is some good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

Take what ya can. Give nothin' back.

"It's shining outside" - Milo Christopher.

"They're not called feet. On horses they're called trit-trots" - Blair Christopher.

"I don't like this adult toothpaste" - Rory Christopher (while brushing his teeth with Ben-Gay)

"Cheeky boy!!" - MJ

"I like your gun" - the TX

"Unlikely. I am an obsolete design. The TX is faster, more powerful, and more intelligent and comes equipped with onboard weapons and nano-technology" - the T101 (Arnie).

The entire song entitled 'Flawed Design' by Stabilo.

It's too late to apologize.

"Goddamn, it's deafening! . . . wish she would shut up about everything" - Matthew Good

"We are glad the Dauphin is so pleasant with us . . . so get thee hence, . . . in peace, . . . and tell the Dauphin that his jest will savour but of shallow wit, when thousands weep more than did laugh at it" - Billy Shakes

"For all your anger and bitterness, you forget that you have much to be happy about - You should forgive the world a little" - me

"I've been counting stars all evening and I'm glad you finally arrived - 'one'" - me

"We rocked!" - Brendan Bailey

"The best way to ruin a hobby is to make it a career" - Peter Long

"You can wake up tomorrow and change your life forever" - Doug Long

"But you never keep your promises" - Matthew Patry

"De Americanss arre . . . (how you say?) . . . douchebags" - Christopher Walken as some french politician on SNL

If you're close enough to read this, fuck off.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?

That's the gayest shit I ever heard. - some puppet on Chappelle voiced by Snoop responding to a hyper-optimistic, precocious little girl

"There can be only one . . ." - the Highlander

"Nobody gets away with shit like Dave does" - Alex Coll and Joanna Gaskell a.k.a. Reefer Man and the Filter Queen.

"I know that you have secrets..." - MJ.

"AAAAAAAAAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Welcome to your life, David!" - Satan, looking at me in my rear-view mirror from over my shoulder in the back seat as I was driving on Ring Road on the morning from hell.

"Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin as self-neglect" - Billy Shakes.

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride"

"Ha-ha-ha. Good on ya! You are pure evil!" - Matty Cools.

"My mom is the devil. But she isn't dressed up." - Aiden (lost on Halloween and describing his Mom to an assisting parent)

See you in hell,
Shakes.