Tuesday, June 13, 2006

First Entry

Well I found myself in a tribal village deep in the heart of the Kalahari in a native brothel, really, and I had just finished having sex with a particularly large, musty African woman who knew how to use the folds of her flesh in all the ways of pleasure, if you catch my meaning, when the strangest of things occurs. Who should emerge from the room just next to me, but old Alex, and he promptly announces, "Well, that's that. I'm off to Ireland!"
See you in hell!
Shakes.

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