Tuesday, June 13, 2006

My Friggin' Picture

This Picture was taken at an invitation-only dinner for the mentally handicapped. I'm just about to try my moves on the super-hot chick next to me (I think she was dyslexic or something) but, alas, she had fallen into a deep slumber. I left without killing anyone.

This picture is of myself disguised in my secret job as an international super-spy. Here you see me taking international criminal Roria von Eberwitz into custody - AT LAST!


















Here I am at a late-night pagan goat slaughtering, wearing my traditional animal sacrifice attire: a lady's cardigan and eyeglasses. I'm smiling with amusement because I had just taught that sweet little boy that the letters G-A-P on his sweater spelled out the words "Kill Whitey!"









See you in hell.
Shakes.

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